My name's Steve.
I live in Edinburgh, Scotland. I work in a tech-related job. I write things, short stories mostly. They either tend to be very serious or very silly. I haven't quite got the hang of the in between yet. If I ever accidentally incorporate myself in my sleep, this will be my mission statement: to write stories across the boundary between speculative and literary fiction, that strive to intrigue and surprise. Frankly, I don't know what else you want. I had four teeth removed when I was twelve years old. The dental surgeon that did it kept the teeth. Turned out he was crazy. He stopped in the middle of a supermarket one night, shouted, "I dreamed all this already!" and started piling up soup cans. He wanted to climb out of the moment. They couldn't stop him. Our salt and pepper grinders are identical. You have to shake them to find out which is which. |